I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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