We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I still have a little drunk in my system
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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