There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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