I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
sex in a hospital.. check
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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