oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I believe in your delicious
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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