One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
how does that bad decision feel?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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