Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm gonna have a badass scar
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
you would pick up someone in the library
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize
