i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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