Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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