i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
