I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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