i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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