okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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