new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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