I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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