please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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