To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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