Soap is not a condiment
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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