I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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