I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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