R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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