How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i out mim tonsoeep
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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