A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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