Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
