For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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