why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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