Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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