Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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