Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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