That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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