How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Randomize
