Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
How's work?
Spinning.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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