New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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