Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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