I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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