Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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