just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Alive.
So much puke
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
