She went from zero to smokin in five shots
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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