Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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