Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
