I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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