I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
