how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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