I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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