whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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