You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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