i permit you to call me
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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