I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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