I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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