So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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