Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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