I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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