there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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