I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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