I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
she looked like the before picture.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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